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= ﻿Dave= Ryan and Eric's Flour Child



Day One (March 16th, 2011) - Ryan
We adopted Dave today from Aisle 13. He is so cute. Eric watched him most of the day in school, and Ryan was supposed to take him home. However, Aunt Micciche thought he was so adorable, that she kidnapped him tenth period!



Day Two (March 17th, 2011) - Ryan
Ms. Micciche gave Dave back. Ryan swore that he would not let that happen again, but she can still see him if she wants. Eric is not here, he is on a business trip in Spain. Dave and Leonidas, who is David Sweetman's child, played together in Biology. They played Twister and they both won. It was amazing. We had so much fun. Then, Ryan took Dave home and he went to bed early after eating Fruit Loops.



Day Three (March 18th, 2011) - Eric
Baked cookies with Dave today, when he saw me making batter he seemed so scared, I wonder why. He also didn't go near the oven, especially when it was hot. The cookies were awesome. Our Dave enjoyed licking the spoon, and so did Ryan. Dave has been learning how to talk and read, which is really awesome.



Day Four (March 19th, 2011) - Eric
Played Stratego with our precious Dave today. He is developing well now. He is 6 flour years old and hes really smart, he almost beat me. Also when I wasn't looking he started playing Civilization V; he actually beat everyone else. He's getting to be way too good at strategy games. I wonder how smart he will become.



Day Five (March 20th, 2011) - Eric
Took Dave outside today. It was boring so we went back inside and played Final Fantasy V. We enabled the two-player option so that we could control half of the party at once. Dave controlled Galuf and Faris, and I controlled Lenna and Bartz. We played through half of the game before he became bored. So then we started playing some Garry's Mod with other kids his age.



Day Six (March 21th, 2011) - Ryan
I took baby Dave home today and we watched A Clockwork Orange. It was an amazing movie and it was amazing. Amazing! Then we studied for his math test. He is in Flour School. He enjoys all of his classes except for Home Ec. I wonder why. In Math, he is already learning multi-variable Calculus. He went to bed early because of his test. I am so proud of him!



Day Seven (March 22nd, 2011) - Ryan
Guess what? Dave got into the AP Calculus AB class, which means he's not depressed/unmotivated! That is a good thing! We went sky-diving after school. My parachute didn't open, and neither did my emergency parachute. I had to grab onto him so I didn't die. It was cool and fun.



Day Eight (March 23rd, 2011) - Ryan
Eric and I got into a big fight about Pokemon, so we're getting a gay divorce. We are splitting custody until tomorrow when he turns 18 in flour years. Then he will graduate and go to college and live on his own in an apartment with room-mates and stuff. They grow up so fast! (approximately 1 1/7 weeks) (Eric: Yeah approximately, but actually 1 week, 1 day, 7 hours, and 32 minutes)



Day Nine (March 24th, 2011) - Eric
Ryan and I decided to postpone our divorce temporarily for the better of our child. He brought us back together when he found out we were going to get a divorce. Then after that we ate chocolate mousse. Our Dave made that mousse, it looks like he has finally gotten over his fear of cooking from when he was a child; we are so proud! Our Dave is now 18 and just graduating high school, and is planning to go the University of Pennsylvania for Aerospace Engineering.



Day Ten (March 25th, 2011) - Eric
Our Dave is finally off to college. Last night was the last time I will get see see Dave until Christmas vacation, while Ryan will get to see him tomorrow as he is dropping Dave off at the college campus. I wish him good luck in the two days he will be in college. Dave tells me that he heard that P.U.'s Aerospace Engineering class is extremely hard and that many other students have actually dropped out of that class and switched their majors.



Day Eleven (March 26th, 2011) - Eric
Our Dave has finally finished college. He graduated as valedictorian of his Aerospace Engineering class and was even offered to go work for NASA in developing some of their newest shuttle designs. Dave is off to a great start in his life



 ** Day Twelve (March 27th, 2011) - Ryan** Now that our baby Dave is out of college we decided to take him on a trip to Giza to see the Great Pyramids! We had loads of fun while we were there, Dave even found a secret path that led to an undiscovered tomb! And while we waited for the researchers to get to the new discovery, we had time to make a great sand castle for old times sake. We had so much fun in Egypt, our Dave was so exhausted from the vacation, he slept the whole way back on the plane.



=== Day Thirteen (March 28th, 2011) - Eric === While visiting us while on his vacation, Dave managed to find his old Game Boy Color with Pokemon Red still in it, though it was out of batteries. After Ryan and I found some batteries and changed them, we found out the Game Boy still worked! Playing Pokemon Red brought back many great memories of playing with it. It even reminded me of when we gave Dave Ryan's old Game Boy as his first handheld system.



Day Fourteen (March 29th, 2011) - Ryan
Dave has met his fiancee and they are to marry tomorrow. Her name is Sally the Sugarbag and she is the sweetest thing you will ever met. Dave met her during one of his vacations to France, and they connected so well at first sight. They said they are thinking of having a child too. That's so wonderful, we are going to be grandparents! We are so excited!



Day Fifteen (March 30th, 2011) - Eric
Dave and Sally have been married for a little over a day now, and we just heard that Sally is pregnant! If everything turns out smoothly we should be grandparents in a bit less than 9 hours. Our baby Dave has grown up so fast, and now he is going to be raising a child of his own. Where did the time go?



Day Sixteen (March 31st, 2011) - Ryan and Eric
Dave is raising his own little girl now. Her name is Danielle and she takes after her mom Sally. Our hope is that someday Dave will raise his Danielle to be a bright young girl who will be just as successful as he was. Dave has been able to retire so that he can spend all of his time with his little girl. We have no doubts; we know he will be a good father.



Biography:
Dave is the child of Ryan and Eric O'Malley. He was not born to them, as they are both male, but he was adopted from Gerrity's. He was a wonderful child. As a baby, he was kidnapped by Ms. Micciche and held ransom for 20 points. Dave went to school at Fleur Sachs School District, which was school for other sacks of flour like him. He was at the top of his class, and took every AP and honors class for the challenge. He graduated as a valedictorian, and was accepted into every school he applied to. He decided to go to the University of Pennsylvania for Aerospace Engineering. Shortly after graduating there, he was hired at NASA. At the age of 26, he met Sally the Sugar Bag and they fell in love and got married and had a baby, Danielle. Dave enjoys computers, math, and science. He listens to acid house music. In his free time he skydives and climbs rocks. His favorite foods are mousse and almonds. He takes Advil frequently for his headaches. In the future he would like to start gardening.